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Believe it or not, there are quite a few old stretch limousines on the market at any given time, but this 2008 Hummer H2 is a real standout. After all, back in the day these things were highly coveted to hire out for weddings, school dances, or other special occasions. But this one could be yours.
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Unless you’re running some sort of a limo service, we’re not entirely sure why you would want this thing, but we’ll leave that part up to you. We just think at 200 feet long and with three rear axles, this Hummer pushes things to the extreme.
To make arrivals at events more dramatic, this limo has gullwing doors, kind of like an old Mercedes but also nothing like one.
As you might already suspect, the inside of this H2 is massive, with spacious seating for at least a dozen people, maybe more. The floor and headliner have color-changing light panels, plus the seat upholstery is purple and red, making for a psychedelic, crazy time for passengers.
Back before the Great Recession, the Hummer H2 stirred up plenty of controversy. Soccer moms adored the ample backseat space, commanding ride height, and the Humvee-inspired aesthetics in an ergonomically friendly package.
But others felt the in-your-face nature of the SUV stood for everything bad in America: consumerism run rampant, anti-environmentalism in the auto industry, poor taste in vehicles, etc. All of that is dialed up to a ten in this limo, making it quite the memorable ride.
According to the seller, this H2 is in overall good running condition with no corrosion problems, some new tires, and good air conditioning. The only issue stated is the ABS traction light is on. Would you take a swing at this stretch limo? What would you use it for?
See this Hummer limo’s listing here.
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