Image via Jeremy Charles/Facebook Marketplace
Finding a one-owner 2005 Hummer H2 SUT can be difficult (trust us) but before you get too excited, this one comes with some slight modifications you probably haven’t noticed. Like the thing is jacked up so high you have to use some gymnastics or climbing gym moves to get it in. Even better, the original owner is selling this thing, so you could have the privilege of driving it on the daily.
Did you know Batman had a Humvee?
Just to sweeten the deal, not only does the guy have plenty of shots of this truck with its 12-inch lift, he had two ladies pose with it, you know so you understand you’ll get plenty of chicks driving this thing.
But don’t expect any closeups of the suspension, drivetrain, or engine compartment – that would be silly. Instead, you get to marvel at the 40-inch Toyo tires that somehow look ridiculously small with that humongous gap between them and the fenders.
At least the 24-inch Fuel wheels fit the whole vibe for this build, so anyone who’s interested in a ridiculously jacked up Hummer will like those. Seriously, this thing looks like some sort of diecast toy kids whine for their mom to buy at the grocery store.
This truck does have airbags, so it can be lowered to fit in a garage or so you can get in and out of it. How much can it be lowered? We don’t know since all of the pictures show it at what we’re guessing is the highest setting.
There are also electric side steps that automatically deploy when you open the doors. That would’ve been great to show in a photo. But maybe the people who would actually be interested in a ridiculous ride like this don’t care about such practical things.
Check out his Hummer’s listing, if you actually want to go there, right here.
Images via Jeremy Charles/Facebook Marketplace
