Tricked Out 2009 Honda Odyssey Is The Real Swagger Wagon

Back in the day Toyota came out with a Swagger Wagon marketing campaign for the Sienna minivan, but this 2009 Honda Odyssey is far more deserving of that title. After all, it’s wearing some BBS knockoffs, plus it’s adorned with yellow body graphics suitable for the first two Fast and Furious movies, and has a kicking interior you’ve got to check out.

This is almost as cool as Shaq’s custom Ram TRX.

But even more stylish than all that are the fuchsia lighting effects in the lower and upper grilles, corner lights, rockers, etc. Not only will those let others know you’re truly rolling hard, you’ll definitely impress the local police as you flip those on while cruising Main Street while the sound system is thumping.

You can’t get more swagger than that. Eat your heart out, Toyota!

Across the top of the windshield are yellow vinyl letters declaring “All We Need Is Love.” How cool is that?  

But wait, there’s more!

In a video embedded in the Honda’s listing, which you really have to see for yourself, it shows there not only is a drop-down screen for the rear passengers to watch Avengers or whatever they want on the go, there’s another at the top of the center stack. You know, so the front… passenger can watch while driving. Yeah.

Other crazy interior appointments include the contrasting black and yellow upholstery, LED light strips in the doors, and a yellow starlight fiber optics headliner. Who even needs a Rolls-Royce when you have an interior like this?

The owner who’s listed this Honda Odyssey for $15,000 but dropped he price to $9,500 says it has a lot more he wants to show off but apparently didn’t want to put in the ad. Is it a secret NOS system? A Hellcat swap? Maybe this thing is rocking twin 60mm turbos?

Please, only contact this guy if you’re actually seriously interested in the Honda. Then you can drive the Swagger Wagon around your town and be the cool kid.

See this minivan’s listing here.

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